And what are you looking for……

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me…
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry [...]

IMAGINE YOU ARE AT A PARTY….YOU’VE BEEN DRINKING…….AND THEN YOU HAVE TO VISIT THIS BATHROOM….????
KINDA TAKES YOUR BREATH AWAY……….DOESN’T IT!

A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back.
So, he goes over to the dog and notices it has a note in its mouth. He takes the note and it reads “Can I have 12 sausages [...]

During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students : “If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two, you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?”
Mike replies “Wait a minute, I’m going for a p.”
The [...]

It’s been a very very long while. I actually forgot that this is one place where I could write on just about all the things I wanted to. I am just lazy. People who did not know that or believed me to be the filled with energy and life, here’s an eye opener…… I am [...]