Archive for the 'Funny!' Category

I love to go shopping! Window shopping too. My boy friend on the other hand hates it… Except when we go to a book store or the Apple store or to a electronics store
When I read this along with him, we couldn’t stop laughing and he has threatened to do all of this [...]

Jan 11
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Windows Errors

I found this in one of my feeds. Loved it!

I couldn’t stop laughing when i read the headlines of this news.
“What are you doing here?”: man asks wife at brothel
I hear the couple married for 14 years are getting divorced. While I recover from the pain in my tummy caused by laughing my heart out, I am a little confused. On what grounds are [...]

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back… or that you could crawl into a hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did….
First Testimony
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, “How much do you charge for a [...]


BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me…
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry [...]

IMAGINE YOU ARE AT A PARTY….YOU’VE BEEN DRINKING…….AND THEN YOU HAVE TO VISIT THIS BATHROOM….????
KINDA TAKES YOUR BREATH AWAY……….DOESN’T IT!

A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back.
So, he goes over to the dog and notices it has a note in its mouth. He takes the note and it reads “Can I have 12 sausages [...]

During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students : “If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two, you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?”
Mike replies “Wait a minute, I’m going for a p.”
The [...]